The Likeliness of
Trevor not being let into a bar because of his intoxication, as oppose to his
stupid hat.
Trevor is a 31 year old man wearing a child’s tuque with a
picture of the little mermaid on it. He decides this is the appropriate attire
to accompany his 4 friends for a night of dancing at the Crawford house. Before
entering the bar each friend, including Trevor, consumes 4 2.0z drinks.
Each friend is let into the bar except for Trevor, who the
bouncer claims has “had enough already”
Question: What is the likeliness that Trevor was not let
into the bar because of his hat, as opposed to his visible level of
intoxication.
Corn as a method for
solving roommate disputes.
Julian, Tim and Chris have just moved in together. They have been living together for 4 months.
Tim trips Julian approx. 3 times as Julian is passing by to
make him self a large plate of boiled corn. As Julian passes by on the third
time Tim half jokingly tries to Kick Julian in the Groin. Julian responds by
Taking a cob of corn and breaking it over Tim’s Head.
Question: At what velocity does the cob of corn need to be
hit Tim’s head in order for him to find this situation funny.
Ece beats The Man
Ece is throwing a party at her house. Through out the
evening Ece changes all parts of her outfit, intermittently, multiple times.
At approx. 1:05 am Tyler begins breaking firewood over his
head while shouting “alpha alpha!” and the Cops are called. When the police
arrive Ece’s outfit has become a pair of men’s pants, a pin striped vest, and a
bowler hat.
When the police ask “what are you
wearing?” her response is “I don’t know, clothes?”
Question: Taking into consideration the amount of guests at
the house, Tyler’s behaviour, and Ece’s outfit, how confident does Ece have to
seem in in her response in order for the cops to leave.
Ratio of the
funniness of farts to how much you like someone
Rados brings Andrea to a party after meeting her at a bar
approx. 1 week prior.
Chris Tells 2 fart jokes, Arielle tells 3, and Denesee tells
one fart story.
Andrea then states that she does not find farts funny and
that she wants to talk about something else.
Question: How funny do Arielle, Denesee and Chris have to
find farts in order to no longer want to hang out with Andrea?
It is 3:00 am and Arielle and Aziza have decided they want
to make an artistic statement within Aziza’s neighbourhood. They do not yet know
what they want that statement to be, but they do know they want it to involve
stealing the pylons from the construction site down the street and painting
them to look like famous men of history then returning them the next morning.
Question: If there are 16 pylons in total and Aziza and
Arielle each take one every night, how many pylons will have to be vandalized
before the community notice and realize Arielle and Aziza’s artistic genius?
Julain,
Chris, and Tim have a small storage closet in their apartment where they keep
their vacuum cleaner. Denesee Does not believe the space is large enough for
both a person and the vacuum cleaner to fit inside and close the door. After
attempting this and then proving himself wrong, Julian, Chris, and Tim hear the
vacuum cleaner turn on, followed by shouting and multiple thuds. The
diameter of the closet is 35x30x70. Denesee weighs 165 lbs and is 5’10”.
The vacuum cleaner weighs 30 lbs and is made of hard plastic.
Question:
given the dimensions of the closet, the total mass of Denesee, and the total
mass and density of the vacuum cleaner, who would win in a
fight?
Nayha decides that everyone has a “spirit animal” and that
she can determine what that is by looking at them. Since Nayha likes horses,
she believes that’s what her spirit animal is. She then tells Rados his spirit
animal is a flamingo because he is tall, and Ece is a lama because she likes
salad.
Question: Given the seemingly arbitrary criteria for Nayha
to determine other’s spirit animals, how many more animal characteristics need
to be assigned to each person, respectively, before her final decision of their
“spirit animal” seemed accurate?
The Difference
Between Yoga and Health when Combining a Cigarette
Arianna wants to teach her friend Leo how to do yoga.
However, Leo is smoking and says he will only do it if he does not have to put
down his cigarette. The starting
position is downward dog, which requires consistent inhaling and exhaling with
both hands on the ground. In order to be in proper position Leo needs to hold
the cigarette with his mouth and inhale cigarette smoke instead of oxygen.
Question: considering the circumstances, would it be more or
less detrimental to Leo’s health to continue doing yoga?
Tanya has come to a party and she’s brought two things. The
first thing is a set of children’s kaleidoscopes. The second is a bag of salted
Russian fish snacks. Everybody enjoys playing with the kaleidoscopes, but they
do not enjoy eating the fish snacks. The next two parties Tanya brings the kaleidoscopes
without the fish and everybody is happy, however at the third party Tanya only
brings the salted fish and everybody is confused and slightly disappointed. The
next four parties Tanya will again bring the kaleidoscopes, but the two parties
after that she will only bring fish. This pattern continues on forever.
Question: At what point does the positive association from Tanya’s kaleidoscopes
trick everyone into enjoying the fish, even when there are no kaleidoscopes
present?
It is 2:am and Rados, Tim, and Leo are hanging out in a
park. Things start to get rowdy and Rados decides he wants to re-enact a
somewhat violent scene from the Simpsons. He begins rotating his arms in a
lateral propeller motion, kicking his legs into the air in front of him one at
a time and begins shouting at Leo “I’m going to start walking at you like this,
and if you get hurt, its your own fault!” Once he is close enough, Leo shoves
Rados to he ground, resulting in a twisted ankle. Rados has to wear a cast for
2 weeks.
Question: Was Rados “asking for it”
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